Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony – Unisex

Your heart still wants the barricade. Your knees have reviewed the situation and respectfully requested assigned seating.

Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony is for veteran concertgoers who still love the noise, just with a better view and somewhere to sit. The tarot-inspired artwork gives the joke the appropriately dramatic treatment it deserves.

Shirt details

• Made with a soft cotton-polyester blend. Exact fiber composition varies by color.
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Crew neck

Printed on demand when you order, helping us avoid producing piles of shirts that may never find a home.

This item is printed on demand and shipped directly. Typical production time is 2–7 business days, plus shipping transit time.